CBS will be hosting the Grammys on Sunday and boy are the adamant about keeping it PG.
CBS Standards and Practices fired off an email to people affiliated with celebs that are due to appear on camera during the broadcast. The email consists of strict instructions to prevent any FCC violations.
"Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered.”
"Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack."
But wait, there’s more… "Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples."
"Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts."
Aside from showing off one’s “goods”, CBS does not want talent to wear a lapel pin or any other accessory which contains the name of an organized cause "visibly spelled out."
The Big Show attempted to fathom an award show without nip slips…
“Well Taylor Swift is hosting, so we know we’re good there,” said Scott.
“What about LL Cool J? What’s he going to wear?” asked Todd.
“He doesn’t even own a shirt, does he?” questioned Cooper.
It looks like we need to find a new reason to watch The Grammys.
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