Katie Couric’s interview with Manti Te’o aired and it turned out to be very interesting.

The juiciest part was when Katie aired the actual voicemails that were left on Manti’s phone. The voice of what seemed to be a very passionate girl, trembled while expressing her love for the college football player. But what’s a fake girlfriend without fake jealousy?

Another part was when Manti’s fake girlfriend (who is most recently reported to be Tino, the cousin of Manti’s acquaintance, Ronaiah Tuiasosopo) accused him of having “someone else” in his room.

But before all of this, Manti told Katie that while his ol’ lady was in her fake coma, he sat on the phone with her the entire time… until she woke up. What a miracle!

According to The Big Show, Manti didn’t have it half bad…

“If you ask me, that sounds like a perfect relationship for a guy”, said Todd.
“Why, because you don’t have to see her?” asked Scott.
“Yeah man, just talk to her once in a while…maybe have phone sex. You don’t even have to buy her a gift for Valentine’s Day.”, explained Todd.

So take it from Scott, Todd, and the guy who get’s his dating advice from Jan Brady, and pick yourself a quiet one.